THE FREAK SHOW - Side Show Attractions

Welcome One and All...

Oddities from time and space will be descending upon the Freak Show. A few of many highlights:

From deep in the Mexican Desert, raised till the age of 9 by a family of very small dogs comes "Pedro, the Animal Boy"

Released for one night only from an abandoned mental ward deep in a Louisiana swamp, "Mr Black, Total Freak"! Watch as he drives nails through his nose into his skull and eats razor blades!

Make sure you wear your candy cause its the only thing that will save you from "Killer Clowns from Outer Space". They want to wrap you in cotton candy and hang you by your feet ...its not as fun as it sounds.

Of Course Earth clowns are not going to let the space clowns have all the fun. Expect them running wild to prove Earth is the planet with the most evil clowns in the known universe.

Watch glowstick master, "Jay Ox", twirling 20 glowsticks at once and kicking butt.

Smell the Elvis Freaks.

Feel the urge to hunt Jaguars while listening to real "JUNGLE" music at a tribal style drum circle.

Learn about Bigfoot from the Southeastern Bigfoot Research Organization.

Find out the truth about Sloss being Haunted as we send a team of 8 paranormal investigators, armed with infrared cameras and the latest "ghostbusting" gear, to bring back a report of what ghosts are haunting "THE FREAK SHOW".

Free massages from professional massage therapists

Get a Tarot, Crystal Ball, or Animal Card reading

Get a Healing Massage from a Reiki Master

See demo's on Yoga and Falun Gong

Learn about UFO and Cattle Mutilations here in Alabama

See the left over Freaks from Long Forgot Shows "Shake da Groove Thing" at a late night all freak Conga Line!

And STAY TUNED FOR THE REAL SURPRISES!!

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Gah...no no no.
I'm going to be screaming bloody murder if any clowns come near me.

I swear, I will kick them in the balls....


Other than that...sounds fucking fantastic! Esp. the all freak conga line...

Trina I was going to tell you be sure to wear lots of candy cause it repels clowns...but DAMN! What can I tell the clowns to wear to repel Trinas? lol Other then a cup that is.....


Deacon

LOL!